At a Cyberpunk game, concerning an overhauled
vehicle with obvious weapons systems:
Andrew, aka Diego: "This is how Nature says, "I'm gonna mortar your ass!""
At another Cyberpunk game:
Nameless: "Ug. Me hungry. Me get food. Oh wait, I'm talking like a solo."
Aleena: "Hey, I resemble that remark!"
Felix: "Yeah, say that again to my assault rifle."
Zortech: Melee weapons for a more enlightened age. - Ryan
Nutscrape Navicrater or Microshaft Exploder? - attributed to Mark and Marten
The genius points to the sky - the idiot stares at the finger. - Julia
Concerning a picture of Xena: Warrior Princess:
Merv: Why do they have her holding a staff? Doesn't she usually have a sword?
Richard: It's for comfort.
Mark P.: Days on Argo must be long.
(If you don't get this one, it is not my fault. Not my fault, you hear!?!)
At a Cyberpunk game:
Jimmy: "Look, I'm sorry."
Felix: "Sorry. That's an expensive word."
Mud spelled backwards is dum.
Me: "Boys are dorks."
Dan: "I'm not a dork, I'm a pervert. I get some."
Dan: "Get a loan. Buy a clue."
After lots of bad scot + sheep jokes (good
natured, of course):
Andrew: "You can't pull the wool over my eyes."
Julia: "Not at that end, you won't."
At a roleplaying session:
Chris, aka Dirk: "What do you get for a 10 month old that obviously has everything?"
Joy: "A therapist."
Meisha: "She who dies with the most sugar WINS!"
On whiteboard at work: "Maps rule - cartographers drool"
"You know, silence can be a learned response . . ." ". . . Or an inflicted condition." -Dan and Chris, respectively.