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This is a collection of some of the humorous things I've overheard, or clever people have emailed me.  I hate to waste a good laugh.  If you have email you've probably seen some of these, but that doesn't make them any less fun.  :-)  Feel free to copy them and pass them along!    

Obviously, I stuck this stuff up here because I thought it was funny.  If you're offended by any of the stuff on this page and feel the spirit moving you to send me a scalding email, please keep this in mind:  I don't care about your opinion.  So there.  And I am probably the kind of person who will take your email and get a good laugh out of it, and then pass it to my friends so THEY can laugh at it.  I might even post it on this page so EVERYONE can laugh at it.  In fact, I'd like to state right here that if you send me a nasty email I reserve the right to publish your words on my page.  :-)  Keep that in mind.   
    
For the young 'uns out there, some of these jokes contain cursing and sexual references (you've probably heard some of these).  Make sure your parents aren't reading over your shoulder. 

Miscelaneous Chuckles
Too many jokes - moved them to another page.
The Blonde and the Lawyer
Sent to me by Aunt Sally:

As told to me by Justin: 

Sent to me by Julia:
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Battle of the Sexes
 
Sent to me by Ryan:

Sent to me by Dan & Kat:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:

Sent to me by Joy:

Sent to me by Dan and Kat:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:
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Current Events
Sent to me by Julia:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:
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Fall back and PUNt
Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Ryan:

Sent to me by Joy:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:
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Laughable Links
Sent to me by Uncle Richard:
    Remember Mad Libs?  Check this site out -  http://www.mit.edu/storyfun/list


Sent to me by Andrew W.:
    Yes, it's pointless, it's silly, it's a bunch of animated hamsters - http://www.hamsterdance.com
    It's demented, it's sick, and you have to see the dancing hamsters first - http://newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/index.html


Sent to me by Kryal:
    I love this.  This is so cool.  - http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html


    This could possibly be shameless self promotion, but I don't care.  We're looking for a few good furbys - or maybe some non-working ones - http://users.ctos.com/~cwebb/furbymain.htm


Sent to me by Andrew W.:
    Fun for Monopoly lovers and MS bashers alike - http://www.ms-monopoly.com
Picture is Worth a Thousand Giggles
Sent to me by Uncle Richard:
    This one has endless possibilities - use your imagination


Sent to me by cousin Chris:
    Going on an airplane soon?  You'll sympathize - landing


Sent to me by Ryan:
    Don't you wish you had this t-shirt? - bomb technician
Top Ten . . . or Twenty
Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Becca:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Matt S.:
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Mind Games
Sent to me by Joy:

Sent to me by Bethany:
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Animal Crackers
Sent to me by Joy:

Sent to me by Joy:

Sent to me by Uncle Bill:

Sent to me by Uncle Bill:
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Fun in the Office
Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:

Sent to me by Kryal:
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Truth is Stranger than Fiction
Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Dan & Kat:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by cousin Chris:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:

Sent to me by Aunt Sally:
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Smartass!
Sent to me by cousin Chris:
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Whaddya mean it's just a game?
Sent to me by Matt S.:

Sent to me by Matt S.:
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